Quentin Tarrantino Wishes He Could Make a Movie This Good

Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.

God, you know I can't get enough of camp. This has turned the camp meter to eleven, so, yeah, I'm going to see it.

Plus, it's got “bitches, bitches, bitches.”

I Would Have Written Myself into a Corner with “I Think Your Ass Looks Delicious”

I’d buy you a drink, but I snuck mine in (in),
So unless you want a shot of this generic gin (gin),
That I’ve been drinking in the corner since I don’t know when,
Then I won’t be much use to you.

But look,

I think your ass looks delicious.
(Uh huh.)
I got to get my dick in your britches.
(He will.)
Your body gonna make me religious.
(Hey!)
You know I wanna sex it with you.

But look, now,

I got a lot a bitches to plow,
So you can fuck me later,
But you should fuck-ah me now

What's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be? Ha!
I ain’t got all night.

I see that guy you’re with,
And I know he’s hot and I know he’s rich,
But he’s got nothing on me when it comes to fucking.

Ha! now,

If you even really cared about that vagina of yours,
You wouldn’t leave it in the hands of an amateur.
You’d put it on my dick, and you’d sit real good.
(You know that’s where you wanna be.)

Look, now,

I got a lot a bitches to plow,
So you can fuck me later,
But you should fuck-ah me now.

Come on.

What's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be? Ha!
I ain’t got all night.

Every generation redefines the sonnet for its times. I believe Mike O'Connell has done it for ours.

Suck it, Greatest Generation.

“Peach Tree” and “Petri” Are Not Like “Tomato” and “Tomahto”

Sarah Silverman: All the women in America, I promise you, you do not need vaginal deodorant. You need a doctor.

The Funniest Thing Is, Louis CK is of Mexican Descent, like First-Generation

Louie CK: I gave my daughter medicine the other day and it was bubblegum-flavored—so she'll take it—and she goes, “Ew!” I go, “Fuck you, ‘Ew’ You can't say, “You can't say, ‘Ew.’” I'm sorry.…

You're a little, white girl in America. You wear clothes made by children your age professionally. You don't get to say, “Ew”


And with that, he's just getting started up. From there, he launches into the privilege his daughters enjoy—definitely funny.

“A Lot of Things Are Dangerous, but Danger Is Sexy”

Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD from Christina Applegate

Lonnie R: 7 Months Pregnant: I asked Roxy Fedaro, “Hey, is it was okay for me to pole dance while I'm pregnant?” She said, “I'm not a doctor, but, yes, it's fine.”

Roxy Fedaro: I can't see my fucking lady parts anymore, but I can still show you how I work them.


Thank god for that.

Thanks, Ms. Parks!

Google re-designed its logo today to honor the 55th anniversary of Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat on the bus and sparking the modern Civil Rights Movement. Good for you, Google.

But that design sucks. The subject is totally lost to the image. There's little about today's logo that speaks to the event or the Movement or the woman behind it all.

More important, given the subject, how could you use an image that had the black kid being the last one off the bus?!