Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Work Faster Peasants. I Need My New iPhone

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Tech Talk Host Caitlin Owens : In fairness, would you guys like to complain about an American product? Chinese Peasant Laborer Shu Chow ...
Tuesday, October 09, 2012

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Shh, Mountain Goats. You had me at “Mistreat your altar boys long enough and this is what you get.” You had me at... Actually, you had me ...
Monday, September 24, 2012

Ganesh is the Kind of God Who Will Fist a Deity and Have the Decency to Give Him a Reach-Around

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WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicte...
Tuesday, September 04, 2012

And Why Not? No One Reads the Corrections Anyway

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C.W. Nevius' column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared a...
Friday, August 31, 2012

Thanks, Get Your War On.

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“I met this chick down here, smoking hot—Sara Palin's body and Ayn Rand's haircut.…” “Why do you do this, man?” “Because I...

26 pounds, 32,000 Calories: That's Not Excess, but It's a Start

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Excess, yeah that's what we do best Yo, I was on a sugar low, feelin' slow, needed more But now I'm feelin' them grooves...
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Yun is Mandarin for Loman

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The evening began jovially enough when Mr Yun, the owner of a noodle shop in the central Chinese city of Xi'an, invited his family to...
Thursday, August 30, 2012

Under Romney Care, All Abortions Come with Transvaginal Ultrasounds and All Prescriptions for Whore Birth Control Pills Come with a Stoning

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Paul Ryan’s acceptance speech at the Republican convention contained several false claims and misleading statements. Delegates cheered a...
Thursday, August 23, 2012

Actually, My Brothers Nicknamed Me “Tar Baby.” There Has Never Been a Day I Have Not Been Aware of My Blackness

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Lots of folks have asked me, “Baruch, what's it like to be the first Jewish president of Harvard Law Revue?” Oi! This has gone a bit...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Alas, My Ass Is Too Dainty for a Public Toilet Seat

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I only go to the classiest places, the kind that have bathrooms that make you feel like you have to wipe with your pinkie sticking out — oo...
Sunday, August 12, 2012

They Charged Her with Driving Under the Influence of Menses

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Getting pulled over for rolling through a stop sign is whack. But getting pulled over, having a gun pointed in your face, and then being ...
Friday, August 03, 2012

Hey, Isn't that Conga Line Guy the Cowboy from the Village People?

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Tell the players, make it understood It ain't no good if there's too much wood. Make sure you know before you go The dance floor...