All This Time, I Thought Brevity Was the Soul of Wit

Best of all, the first audience question was: "Why do you think there are so many funny gay people?" To which Sedaris answered, "Just so everyone heard that question, she asked me, 'is there a relationship between me putting a penis in my mouth and being witty at a dinner party?' You know, I hadn't really thought about it."

Well, when you get a chance, mull it over. We're dying to know.