Funny. I Don't Look Mandinkan

The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people--they worship actress Salma Hayek's breast!

"Salma's chest globes are magnificent forces of nature," gushes Kianga. "They are large and firm and perfectly formed. Whenever they appear on screen, it is almost as though they are calling to us: 'We're here for you. Take power from us. Let us be your energy force. Close your eyes and let us engulf you.'"

I know. I know: The Weekly World News. I shall wash, but I shall not be clean.