In Palin's Defense, the Moose Was Asking for It

David Letterman: Now what about Sarah—the governor of Alaska—Sarah Palin. Now that was sort of a surprise.

Chris Rock: That is unbelievable. Have you been to Alaska, Dave? It's like The Road Warrior with snow. It's crazy up there, man. It's insane.

And she's shooting mooses. She's got the moose—holding a dead, bloody moose. Uggh. Meanwhile, Michael Vick's going, “Why am I in jail?”

They'll let a white lady shoot a moose. Black man wants to kill a dog, that's a crime.