And What She Does for Flag Day Isn't To Be Missed

XP Games my ass! This sounds like a slow Friday in my hometown of Fayetteville, except, there, not only can the girls blow out candles with their vaginas, they can light them as well, using just a strike-on-anything match and a Syphilitic chancre.

Trust me. Until you've seen my mom light a birthday cake, you haven't celebrated being born.

Oh, mom, (sigh) I think I'll call her.