I Know This Is Difficult, but Try: Show Us on This Christopher Robin Doll Where Mr. Chartrand Touched You

According to his attorney, Michael Chartrand, "Tigger," was merely checking the girl to see if her top was made out of rubber, her bottom was made out of springs. In fact, if you believe Mr. Chartrand's mouthpiece, any touching by the bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy 36-year-old was conducted in the name of Disney-sanctioned "fun, fu-fun, fun, FUN!"

His jury agreed.