Theirs Is the Superior Society

Women of all ages have reportedly been rushing to buy their very own Boyfriend Arm Pillow--a snugly alternative to the real thing.


...He comes with his own shirts for those who miss fussing over their man and one model has a vibrating alarm function to gently shake their sleeping beauty awake.

Oh, that's what it's for. Whew, for a minute, there, I thought they were going to have to outlaw the Boyfriend Arm Pillow in Alabama.