So Watch Your Back, Mr. "Oh, Boy, This Wine Is Tepid, Not Room Temperature"

I've thought about it &mdash a lot &mdash but I've never followed through on it, mostly, because I don't have a hitwoman lover, but also because I can't afford to pay a hitman off. I'd have to make much more in tips than I do now for that to be an option, but come that day, I'm making a list.