I Apologize for Nothing...

...but I'm not Steve Almond. Regrets, he's had a few:

I would like to apologize to Dick Cheney for implying that he drinks the blood of impoverished black children and sleeps in a coffin. That was wrong. ...

I would like to apologize to Fox News for referring to its esteemed media operation as the Goebbels Channel.

The suggestion I made, back in August, that I would "pay good money to see Michael Moore sodomize Ralph Reed" was, in retrospect, below the belt.