"Should I Stalk William Shatner Test"

5. If Someone says Picard could take Kirk in a fight, I:

a. Tell them it would depend on who wrote the script.

b. Cry.

c. Argue relentlessly until all chances of a mature relationship with a woman are gone forever.

d. Clench my teeth and contract my abdominal muscles so hard the cords on my neck vibrate, my face turns dark purple, my protruding eyeballs begin to darken with burst vessels and a film of pink foam coats my lips while making an "EEEeeeeeee EEEeeeeeeee" sound kind of softly.

Camp is my religion; Shatner is my god.