I'll Have a Blue Christmas without You

That sound you heard was my liver hyperventilating. It's okay now. Tanqueray, Guinness, and Cuervo are all in the Blue.

It's not that I would have stopped drinking those brands if they weren't; it just that it would've been a lot harder for me to continue on as a progressive poseur if they were. Whew. Dodged that teetotaling bullet.

Of course, I won't sleep easy until I find out where the boys at Wild Turkey send their disposable income.