I'm Getting, Either, the Heart or the Eight Ball

After centuries of lying dormant we at MERKINWORLD have reinvented for your pleasure the idea of the humble MERKIN - or as it is more commonly known the pubic wig.

Obviously, these people have no idea of what "my pleasure" is.

Okay, they do, but don't let that get around. I still have a living mother, and I'd like to keep it that way.