Y.P.R.: Some Ground Rules I Gave 50 Cent and G-Unit before They Played My Daughter's Bat Mitzvah

1. At no point should the bat mitzvah girl be addressed as a “bitch”, “ho”, etc., even if it fits in iambic pentameter.
2. No creeping up on any baby mamas, or any other invited guest.
3. ...
   

Well, that explains why they didn't hire Snoop.