And He's Better than Anyone We've Got at the Plate, Too
Ayla, a service monkey for the disabled, throws out the first pitch prior to a baseball game between the Boston Red Sox and Detroit Tigers at Fenway Park in Boston. Because the pitch was thrown with greater velocity and control than any pitch thrown by any of their starters this year, the Seattle Mariners signed Ayla to a $90 million deal.
Have no fear, when his ERA leads the team next season, he will be traded to the Yankees for a utility fielder and an bat boy past his prime, so you'll be able to see him pitch soon.
posted by Biff Loman at 2:10 PM
3 Comments:
Hey, who fixes Ayla's hair? Pretty cool pompadour, Elvis would be jealous.
Think maybe he'd play for the Padres, they're sinking fast, and only a few weeks ago they were doing so well.
I was thinking more Reagan-esque than Elvis-y, but, maybe, I'm just saying that because I saw, both, Ayla and Reagan sling poo at the public, and that's affecting my opinion.
I hear you. That's a fair criticism. So noted.
Well damn, that White House boy does get around, eh?
P.S. to my esteemed co-blogger, never bet on the pods.
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