I Didn't Know Willie Nelson Made Underwear

One witness said he saw Bobo sitting with her legs apart while wearing a skirt and no underwear.

Defense attorney Shannon Foster sat in a chair facing the 17-year-old witness, moved her legs apart and asked, "Can you tell if I'm wearing underwear or not?"

"MY EYES! OH, SWEET, MERCIFUL GOD! HOW THEY BURN!" screamed the witness, before collapsing into a trembling ball of destroyed innocence.

Foster then replied, "So that's a 'yes?'"

Mattlock was never this good.