Grandmas Gone Wild

Carolynn Boots, 43, is in the Canyon County jail on charges of felony injury to a child, resisting arrest and leaving the scene of an accident. Investigators say Boots was reportedly driving with the baby in her lap, then got in a hit-and-run accident and attempted to flee while deputies opened the passenger door and reached in. The little girl fell through the open door and hit the pavement. . . .

Boots was taken to West Valley Medical Center in Caldwell for treatment of a minor foot injury before being taken to the Canyon County Jail. She continued to be combative in custody, Maxfield said, and deputies were unable to book her into the jail until late Tuesday afternoon.

Who's a drunken grandma? Who's a drunken grandma? You are! Aren't you, Boots-ie? Aren't you? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Use your words, or I'm going to have to taser you again.