Reason #3856 Why You Shouldn't Go Commando: You Might Be Having Your Picture Taken with The Queen, You Cheeky Monkey
In November 2004, Queen Elizabeth paid a visit to the 1st Battalion of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders at Howe Barracks in Canterbury, Kent, to present medals to the unit for their recent tour of duty in Iraq. As Her Majesty (in her role as commander of the armed forces) posed for a standard photograph with the honored soldiers, one of the men evidently didn't arrange his kilt quite carefully enough.
Not to be outdone, the Queen in the next picture--the "one for fun"--let her dress flap with the breeze, revealing the Crown Jewels and robbing every soldier in attendance of his erectile function forever. Standing, skirt tail falling back into place, the Queen turned to the assembled mass and said, "Let that be a lesson to you, boys: Nobody--and I mean nobody--upstages Elizabeth II."
posted by Biff Loman at 4:17 PM
3 Comments:
On the horns of a dilemma: what is more distasteful?
The actual photo of the Highlander's shaved rabbit or the thought of looking at the Queen's crotch area.
This could be a philosophical riddle.
The actual photo of the Highlander's shaved rabbit or the thought of looking at the Queen's crotch area.
Correction: the Queen's shaved crotch area, because you know there's no rug to match the drapes in the Royal playpen, bare floors all the way for M'lady, kept regally clean by some minion who trims the Windsor nethers by Her Majesty's fiat, just as his father did, and his father did for her father before him.
And don't get me started on HM Merkin Maker.
Tell me, how sanitary is it to have that thing just dangling loose like that?
and...
In my humble opinion, I think the shaved rabbit is much less distasteful.
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