What's French for “Code Monkey”

Code Monkey get up, get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting.
Boring manager Rob.

Rob say Code Monkey very diligent,
But his output stink.
His code not functional or elegant.
What does Code Monkey think?

Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn log-in page himself.

Code Monkey not saying out loud
Code Monkey not crazy—just proud.

Code Monkey like Fritos.
Code Monkey like Tabb and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man,
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart.
Code Monkey like you.


This has kept everyone in my office amused for days now—great song, nice pantomime.

I think I'm in love.