Thursday, July 22, 2010

“Woo, I Wonder Who that Super-Angry, Pissed Off Scrap of Paper Is”


Bill:

I'm just a bill.
That's right. I'm only a bill.
And these suckas need to sop up that spill.

The folks at British Petroleum said they're giving it all they got.
How are you going to fix the floor of the ocean from the deck of a fucking yacht?!

Spouting lies and spilling all that oil,
Killing crawdads and spoiling the soil,
Fuck BP and go sue Susan Boyle.

Li'l' Boy: Gee, Bill, Susan Boyle has nothing to do with it.

Bill: Well, neither does Barack Obama, but people want to blame him, and whether Barack Obama wants to or not, he may have to go Obama-bastic on their behinds.

They broke the ocean, man!…



It's as simplistic as its predecessor, and it's just as funny. Oh, yeah!

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