Barney's Really Changed Since His Show Got Cancelled

I've resisted the notion, thinking it wasn't possible, but, now, after seeing this, I am convinced it's true. I was born to thong.

And if after watching this, the essence of me in a 40-second short film, you can honestly say, those moves, that thong (okay, technically, a mawashi), those man boobs don't scream me, I'll put the boxers back on. Until that day, though, I'm a thong man, man in a thong.