"For Criminy's Sake, Quitcherbitchin' and Have an Affair, Already. Gee Whiz."

A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, ...

She didn't abuse him, obviously, but I have a hunch he's going to be abusing himself in the near future and for some time. Of course, I'm just a single guy, so what do I know?