"Anything Goes when It Comes to Ho's...And I'm Big Pimpin'"

One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down. "No, Ice Master Biff Rockefeller! Please don't beat me down...! I left my money in my other pants....!

That's right: My pimp name is Ice Master Biff Rockefeller, because I went here and clicked "Pimpafy." It's going to look so good on the "Cashville."

(Hey, some guys buy sports cars. I buy big, black, bejeweled goblets. They overcompensate in their ways; I overcompensate in mine.)