Good Enough for Government Work

A former state worker has been charged with second-degree stalking, accused of mailing dead rats, dead birds and used condoms as part of a pattern of harassment against 14 people.

Well, when he's released, he should think about migrating south, to the Old North State. He'd fit right in, here, although he'd need to learn a thing or two in prison about stalking and harassment to avoid developing an inferiority complex. Other than that, though, .... I'm thinking he should try for the state department of revenue.

He'd be Employee of the Year.