Friday, December 31, 2004

I Don't Care How Accurate It Is. "Hey, Baby. What's your Life Path Number?" Is a Terrible Pick-up Line.

You are a visionary and a bit reckless at the same time. ... Your challenges in life are to achieve a high degree of detachment, and to understand that power and influence must be used for the benefit of mankind. ... Your Life Path treads that dangerous ground where power and corruption life. You may become too self-important, arrogant, and domineering, thing that your way is the only way. This leads inevitably to isolation and conflict. The people you run the risk of hurting the most are those you love: your family and friends.


Apparently, I am a powerful Jedi whose Life Path leads to the Dark Side. Thanks for the heads up, Yoda.

Actually, that excerpt comes from this Numerology site. Check it out if you need a laugh or two.

Beware, though, if you're susceptible to this kind of stuff. Read enough of it, and you're likely to find something with the ring of truth--"More than most people, your failures in marriage can be extremely expensive for you." The next thing you know, you're bald, neutered, sitting around the dormitory in a track suit and some Old School Nikes, waiting for the Mothership to take you home.

That's not a good look for anyone.

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