Damn. I Wish I'd Said That

While the likes of Ian Poulter and Freddie Jacobson have been tireless in their efforts to promote golf as a safe haven for those who want to wear fancy-dress trousers or white belts and sweat bands, "fairway fluff" calendars have been conspicuous by their absence.

Sandolo's "sexy" efforts fills that void, and relieves John Daly of his claim to owning the most famous breasts in golf.

Wry BBC bastards.