Come for the Photos; Stay for the Captions

"On Bourbon Street, there was on individual who kept yelling at the top of his lungs: 'Hell is coming! All of you are going to get f*@#ed! Everyone is going to die!' I didn't like this guy..."

Nobody likes that guy, but in a natural disaster, you should strive to be that guy, because that guy always survives. Fools, drunks, and babies: what can I say?