"God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again"

I don't know which I like best, "FEMA representatives call out to survivors, 'Show us your tits for emergency rations!'" or "Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African Americans 'looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses.'"

I do love The Onion so.