The Ceremony Was Conducted by The Reverend Sun Myung Moon

Ten couples who have children together and have been living together for years got married Thursday.

The group wedding was billed as 'Marry Your Baby Daddy Day.'

Next month is "We've Got to Get You into a Shelter before He Comes Back" Month. I hear it's sponsored by "Cops" and Hanes, maker of the malt liquor-proof tank top.