From the People Who Brought You Such Hits as "Poke Her Haunches" "Glad He Ate Her," and "Million-Dollar Baby Maker" Comes a New Thriller. . .

Production outfit PZP Productions has announced plans to release its gay-sex film The DaVinci Load on May 19, the same day the movie that it parodies—Ron Howard’s The Da Vinci Code—is scheduled to hit theaters.

*SPOILER ALERT**: The plot for this one revolves around whether the woman in Da Vinci's painting "The Last Glory Hole" was really a man in drag.

I'll go see whichever movie gets the Church's endorsement.