Lomans Need Not Apply

SPERM TESTER WANTED

Sexually active couple required to test a range of sexual health products designed to change the flavour of sexual fluids.

Applicants must be willing to provide a detailed blow-by-blow public account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes during the 30-day trial.

Payment offered, but we'd rather you did it for the love than the money. . . .

Must have a good sense of taste and smell.

Test product is 100% vegetarian.

Do you normally spit or swallow?
(We don't care, but spitters have to have the goo in their mouth long enough to savour the flavour.)

Complete this sentence in no more than 15 words: "We would be great Sperm Testers because...

You do realise we are deadly serious, don't you?