I Said I Love You. Stop with All the Gifts

It gives a completely new meaning to the phrase 'rock 'n' roll'. For boffins have invented a cutting-edge gadget combining a portable music player and a toilet paper dispenser.

The state-of-the-art device - called an iCarta - makes it easier for people to listen to beats while using the bathroom.

It is designed, according to the US manufacturers, to 'enhance your experience in the smallest room'.

Just another sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy.