“Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases” from the Boys and Girls at McSweeney's

Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases.

BY MIKE SACKS AND TED TRAVELSTEAD

1. ‘So…do you want to lick it, pump it, or tickle it?’


2. ‘Time is running out. What's your final answer regarding this large red sore on my neck’


3. ‘Studio audience, help me out! There's only one way to win on this game show and that's to…CRAP! YOUR! PANTS!’

I use to love playing the home version of that when I was a kid.