"By the Way, I Couldn't Help Noticing Your Balance. Can You Loan Me a Benjamin Till Pay Day? You Know I'm Good for It"

My local ATM has become aggressively informal. . . .

And it seems to be worse every time I go there. At this point, pretty much every question and menu option has been meticulously phrased to be as laid-back as possible, and they've even revised some of the older, breezy responses to make them more casual. God knows where it will end.

I think we use the same bank.