"How To Breakup with Your Girlfriend in 64 Easy Steps"

PHASE 5: THE RECOVERY

1-57. Blah, blah, blah.
58. Start to hate being alone.
59. Start to really hate being along.
60. Start to really, really, totally, absolutely hate to alone.
61. Then, decide that it's time to learn how to be alone.
62. Get sort of good at being alone.
63. Get better at being alone.
64. As soon as you are perfectly happy and content about being alone, get a new girlfriend and repeat from the beginning.

Throw casual sex into the No. 63 mix and I'm there.