"Push that Tail up! Me-ow! Up" - Susan B. Anthony of Pole Dancing
Kate, pole dance student:I think, some of the things that classic feminists fought for would be, like, rights — women's right to vote, equal pay rights, um . . . Pole dancing is better than classical feminism in every way possible.
As a guy who is attracted to strong, intelligent women who take a backseat to no one, I can say with all sincerity that when Kate the pole-dancing student said that, my penis threw up in its mouth, just a little.
posted by Biff Loman at 5:36 PM
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Thank you Biff. Without your interesting posts, I'd never have known that I, a she-person, could so easily get in touch with my sensual creature by pole dancing.
*blink*
On the other hand her position is at least as compelling as "we must fight the terrorists over there, so we don't have to fight them here."
I think there's room for that woman in the current administration.
Absolutely. If a little fellatio every now and then can spur on peace and economic development, as it did in the Clinton years, I'm sure a couple of twirls on the pole and a few lap dances could do wonders for the Dub-heads -- except Condi. (I have it on good authority -- I'm looking at you Putin -- that she can get a little grabby.)
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