"Push that Tail up! Me-ow! Up" - Susan B. Anthony of Pole Dancing

Kate, pole dance student:I think, some of the things that classic feminists fought for would be, like, rights — women's right to vote, equal pay rights, um . . . Pole dancing is better than classical feminism in every way possible.

As a guy who is attracted to strong, intelligent women who take a backseat to no one, I can say with all sincerity that when Kate the pole-dancing student said that, my penis threw up in its mouth, just a little.