Because that's How Good It Is to be White — or to be in Utah (Same Thing)

A judge today sentenced the son of an imprisoned Utah polygamist to 180 days in jail for having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

William Green, 19, must avoid pornography, stay out of Internet chat rooms and pay a $500 fine, 3rd District Court Judge Royal Hansen said. He met the victim on MySpace, a Web site.

"He's a remorseful kid," his attorney, David Leavitt, said. "He's married and has full-time work. I think you'll see this is a blip on the radar screen."

You got the judge to see two counts of sexual battery of a minor as a “blip on the radar screen?” Holy crap! What was your closing argument: “If the 13-year-old vagina don't fit, you must acquit?”

Listen carefully. That muffled sobbing in the background is Johnny Cochran crying himself to an eternal sleep in his grave.