VULVA — It's the New Cocaine. (You Just Know This Is Not Going to End Well for Me)
VULVA Original — a worldwide exclusive
The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman...
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken, gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand … and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head …
VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.
Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.
There's wrong, there's oh-so-very wrong, and then, there's German wrong. If you haven't guessed by now which one this is, let me help:
OH, MEIN GOTT! Dieses ist falsch!
I haven't seen anything this wrong since I found those ass-less lederhosen in my father's closet.
posted by Biff Loman at 8:05 PM
2 Comments:
Thanks Biff. This time of day is when I always need a good laugh. Were it not for falling out of my chair it would have been perfect.
I hear you talking, but you know what really says, "Thanks Biff?" A big vial of VULVA.
No, wait. Send it to me for Christmas. What a stocking stuffing that'll be.
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