And I'm Thinking of Growing Out My 'Fro

Jackie Moon: Oh, hi. I'm Jackie Moon. I drink one beer and one beer only—Bud Lite—a magical blend of barley, hops, and delicious alcohol.

Director: Cutting!

Jackie: Huh?

Director: That's-that's not the line. …

Jackie Moon: Bud Light: I'm horny.

Director: Jackie, no, cut.

Jackie: What?

Director: Cut.

Jackie Moon: What's wrong with this, huh? … I know a little bit about directing. If you're going to say this is for Valentine's, for the ladies, this is the pose.

Director: Jackie, no.

Jackie Moon: Take it from a man who places electrical tape over his nipples.

Director: Cut!


I generally shun Bud Light, but I've got to tell you, I'm falling for the siren song of this sweet talker. Honestly, how can you ignore the recommendation of a man who just wants the ladies to take off their shoes and suck him sexy? I mean, how can you relate to one of those and not feel related to the other?

Clearly, I can't.