Seriously, Pull the Other Leg. It Plays Ave Maria.

Joy Wilson went looking for something to spice up her marriage without compromising her Christian beliefs.

Finding nothing, she founded her own “sin-free” sex toy business. Book22.com caters to the Christian community with books, toys and occasional advice. The name refers to the Song of Solomon, the extended love poem that forms the 22nd book of the Bible. …

“We pray about things before we add them to our site,” she says. “We live our lives very openly in front of Jesus, so we just kind of pray for direction about which way he would have us go, and I have to be honest with you—he's really surprised us.


Yeah, I bet “He” did—if by “Jesus” you mean the guy you and your husband hired from Craig's List to complete your three-way. Otherwise, not so much.

I'd sooner believe that your husband prayed and turned sinful wine into holy AstroGlide than I would that you prayed and Jesus told you to add “Oh, My Sweet Lord” low-voltage nipple clips and Anal Rosary beads to your inventory.