Apparently, It's Ass Week on The Truth* Now, about Wednesday: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

A video posted on the internet showing Philippine doctors laughing while removing an object from a patient may lead to charges against the surgeons and cost them their medical licenses, officials said Wednesday.

The nearly 3-minute video of a noisy operating room shows doctors and nurses laughing, giggling and cheering. …

As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient's rectum, someone shouts, "Baby out!" amid loud cheers.

The video has angered the unidentified patient who plans to press charges, his lawyer Guiller Ceniza said Wednesday. …

The 39-year-old patient received surgery on Jan. 3, three days after a New Year's drinking spree and a “one-night stand” with a male partner, Ceniza, the lawyer.

He said his client was too drunk to remember how the body spray canister ended up in his body.


Well, I don't remember huge portions of New Year's, either, so there's a chance that if you were spraying that crap near me, I shoved that canister up your ass. If I did, “Hey, my bad.” I just really hate that product, and in general, the people who use it.

But there's an even better chance that you got it lodged up there during sexy play time with your one-night stand, and if that's the case, dude, dummy up. Unless I missed something or unless there's a large population out there who can identify you by your anus alone — in which case, salute! My compliments to you — you still have your anonymity. Your dignity is intact. Let it go. Move on. Drop the lawsuit and remain an unknown guy who people only believe has had objects in his ass. It's for the best.