Jimmy Kimmel Is Generation Y's Big Lebowski: The Dude Does Not Abide

There is no one better qualified than Richard Simmons to say, “Bibbity bobbity boo!” and there is no one better qualified to say, “Don't be a little piece of shit, America” than Sam Elliott.

But there are definitely people who are better qualified to freak dance to We Want Some Pussy than the people in Richard Simmons' Sweating to the Ambulance class. Oh, god! my eyes! (I'm going to go dowse them with kerosene and hope cleansing fire will rid me of that image.)