Thursday, March 27, 2008

“Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, You've Got to Keep Your Mitts Off the Kinder”

In the past two weeks, three female teachers have been arrested in the Tampa, Fla., area, accused of having sex with male students.

First came the arrest of a middle school math teacher, Stephanie Ragusa, 28. She was charged with having sex with a 14-year-old, authorities said.

Investigators monitored phone calls between teacher and student in which Ragusa allegedly acknowledged having sex with the boy.

Last Thursday, high school honors English teacher Mary Jo Spack, 45, also was arrested. She is accused of meeting a 17- and an 18-year-old student at a liquor store and leading them to a motel room, where more students allegedly joined the party. …

And on Monday night, substitute teacher Lisa Marinelli, 40, a married mother of two, was arrested by sheriff's deputies and charged with unlawful sex with a minor. The 17-year-old victim told detectives he had sex with Marinelli 10 times. At that point, the detectives interrupted their interrogation to remind the boy that no one likes a braggart.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bryan Gates said...

"There's phone records, the text messages, the underwear, their statements."

Underwear you say... Was it lacy? A thong? G-string?

G-string, you got a problem. Regular panties might be explained away.

Who took it off? The defendant or the minor?

Get me twelve horny 18 year old males on that jury and you could leave that courtroom a free woman.

9:49 AM  
Blogger reenee said...

Apparently there aren't any men their age with acceptable boners living in Tampa.

10:43 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Agreed.

But given this is going on nation-wide, I'm going to guess these women are doing the sexy with their students has less to do with the sex and more to do with the power they get to have over their lovers. Because there are too many vibrators, dildos, and cocktail lounges chockablock with swingers of less than discriminating taste for this to be just about the sex.

That said, had 16-year-old Biff had access to some Mrs. Robinson action, he would have ridden that love gravy train until the wheels had fallen off and the spares had been ground down to nubs.

These kids aren't doing the math: Secret, forbidden sex > no sex which is = masturbation. Once again, we have evidence that No Child Left Behind isn't working.

6:15 PM  

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