From the Ad Firm of Johnson, Bupkis, and Whinge

How they resisted switching the positions of cats 2 and 3, I don't know. That would have left the ad with the message “I Heart Crotch Topiaries so much that I'm ending this sentence with an exclamation point shaped like a lightening bolt.” I ask you, “How is that not better?”

I am so in the wrong business.