Thursday, July 03, 2008

They May Not Have a Word for It, but You Should See Their Blow Job Gestures, which are a Semaphore of Hands, Lips, and Distended Cheeks



Ryanair representative: So in economy, it'll be very cheap fares, say 10 euros, and in business class, it'll be beds and blow jobs. … In business class, it'll all be free—including the blow jobs.

German interpreter: Okay.

Ryanair representative: What's the German for blow job.

German interpreter: There is no German…

Ryanair representative: There's no German for blow job. Pbbt! Terrible sex life in Germany.

That explains the two world wars in a nutshell.

2 Comments:

Blogger Magnus said...

Actually, there are plenty translations for "giving a blow job" – but no equal noun. The German expression would be "Jemanden einen blasen" which would translate to "to blow someone('s)" :)

2:31 AM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

I knew it.

Just from my limited experience on the Internet, I've seen too many examples of Germans flying their freak flags to believe they didn't have a way to ask for a blow job.

Thanks for the clearing that up, Magnus.

8:57 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home