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LIT 101 CLASS

IN THREE LINES

OR LESS.

BY BEN JOSEPH

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1984

WINSTON: Don't tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.

EVERYONE: Surprise! We're the Party.

WINSTON: Oh, rats.

The Lion, the Witch

and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I'm a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

Paradise Lost

ADAM: Paradise has arbitrary dietary restrictions?

DEVIL: They're really more like guidelines.

GOD: Incorrect.

“The Miller's Tale”: Canterbury Tales

ABSOLON: May I have another kiss, Alison?

NICHOLAS: How about I blow you a kiss from my anus?

ABSOLON: Say, “Hello,” to my little friend.