*ACTUAL TRUTH MAY VARY--particularly in the sketchier areas of human knowledge and achievement: business, mathematics, the hard sciences, and the like -- oh! and economics. (I really suck at economics.)
Um, I hope Extended Stay Motels has maid service, or this girl is in for a long night. Licking everything in sight doesn’t seem like the best way to ensure cleanliness. Isn’t that why they have the white-glove test?
posted by Biff Loman at 5:16 PM
"A wild ass of a man, with his hand against everyone, and everyone's hand against him, living at odds with all his kin." — Genesis 16:12
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WOW. It was my practice to not touch the bedspread or walk around without my shoes (thanks, Mom, a woman before her time or the blue sperm light!). Now I need a space suit to stay in a motel/hotel. Thanks, freaky woman.
There are men—“and mind you, I know 'em”—who would pay this woman to lick their rooms for them. As you know, FM, I am not one of those men.
I'm one of those men thinking he needs to pack Lysol and Chlorox in his suitcase.
*blink*
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