Continuing Old Home Week with “The Andy Griffith” Show

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Opie: Hey, Pa.

Andy: Hey, Ope. Looks like you've got something on your mind, son.

Opie: Pa, why are people so set on staying on the same road that's been messin' us up for so long.

Andy: Well, Ope, people are funny. Sometimes, change scares them. They'd rather keep on doing the same old thing that's messin' them up than change to the thing that can help 'em.

Opie: Like the time I wanted to fish for lake trout using peanut butter and jelly as bait.

Andy: That's right, Ope. You got stubborn, and wouldn't switch no matter what I said.

Opie: When I'm a grown up, I sure would like to vote for someone as good as Mr. Obama.

Andy: Well, if you stay healthy and strong, avoid any felonies, and stay away from the Butterfly ballot, I bet you'll get a chance.

But make sure the Republican secretaries of state haven't kicked you off the roles, too, because those provisional ballots are worth bupkis.