I'm All for Expanding the Uses of Semen—in Theory

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients — you will love this cook book!


Wow, semen, really? Oh, I'd love to try some, but I foolishly filled up on bread. Maybe, next time.

Of course, I'm always available for a milking, so let me know if you need some Man Goo Ice Cream to round out the meal.