Dude, That's a Rhetorical Question.

AN erotic dance craze is thought to be the cause of a recent spate of broken penises in Jamaica, and now faces a government crackdown.

“Daggering”, a lewd dance style where couples simulate dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music, is characterised by over-the-top gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps.


See, Penis? It says, “over-the-top gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting AND daredevil leaps.” Dude, you are totally safe, so chill.

Besides, have I ever steered you wrong?